Warning: Though straight from Marvelous, the contents of this story are completely fictitious.
The Department of Hyper Enormous Boobage Development, a totally real department within Senran Kagura publisher Marvelous, has unveiled a completely new type of game console–the “Head Mount π-Play.”
Shaped like a woman’s breasts and wearable over the eyes, players softly touch the “oppai,” activating the console’s inner monitor and sensor. By synchronizing the motion of touching the oppai, the console will dynamically vibrate. Concentrating will allow it to read your worldly desires and enter “Life or Death Mode.”
“What I really wanted to create is not the reality that exists in this world, but the ideal giant boobage (bakunyu) that doesn’t exist yet,” bakunyu designer Tamio said.
The π-Play can sometimes become an arm rest or pillow.
Watch the reveal video below. And look forward to more inventions from The Department of Hyper Enormous Boobage Development.