Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator for Xbox Series launches March 26

The Xbox Series version of stock trading simulation game Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator will launch on March 26, publisher Frosty Pop, and publisher and developer Strange Scaffold announced announced.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator first launched for PC via Steam on January 29.

The Xbox Series version will launch with all the content currently available in the PC version, including five additional campaigns and eight scenarios, as well as daily challenges.

A major content and quality-of-life update will also launch for the PC version alongside the Xbox Series launch, introducing three new campaigns (“Terror,” “Charlie’s Big Day Out,” and “Wenbill’s Nightmare”), as well as a range of gameplay refinements, expanded accessibility options, and additional systems improvements. This update is also planned to be released for the Xbox Series version “as soon as possible.”

“I’m so excited to have someone install this game on a console, and hand the controller to a baby,” said Strange Scaffold studio head Xalavier Nelson Jr. in a press release. “In unrelated news, if a newborn child hammering buttons beats my own scores, I am swearing off of the stock market forever.”

Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:

About

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters.

You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!

Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.

This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn’t know you needed.

Key Features

• Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
• Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
• An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
• A loan shark that won’t let you pay him back, because he’s then legally allowed to shoot you.
• An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
• Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
• The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.