Do Crimes!

Publisher
Wallride
Developer
Wallride
Release Dates
Worldwide
2026
Buy
Steam

Do Crimes! is a cooperative action video game developed and published by Wallride.

About

Do Crimes! is a 100 percent genuine Wallride-certified unhinged multiplayer chaos playground!

Oh, it’s also a run-based third-person extraction sh-looter. Right, the multiplayer part… you and your friends drop onto islands with randomized properties and layouts, and proceed to inevitably cause all sorts of crime and destruction, steal and loot stuff, headbutt citizens, puke on each other, recycle your brains, and try to make it out with a shred of dignity just to do it again. All in a day’s work.

Drop into the island, complete Merle’s Objectives, rack up Crime points, and make it to the Escape Truck before you’re overrun by law enforcement protecting the Bazillionaire’s stupid islands.

Key Features

  • Multiplayer extraction mayhem with your Friends!
  • Island layouts, attributes and hazards randomize each jump.
  • Give everyone the finger constantly!
  • Find wild weapons and gadgets to destroy everything.
  • Revive yourself, or your friend, by jamming their Brain into a Birthing Nozzle Station.
  • Vandalize perfectly good walls.
  • Get arrested! Several types of increasingly more aggressive Law Enforcement Bots to encounter.
  • Cover your friends in bodily fluids while berating them in Proximity Chat!
  • Customize your slimy henchman. More eyes? Go for it.
  • Live your fantasies of streaking through a populated city!

Get Down There

I’m gonna kick you out of the Garbage Truck onto these stupid little corporate islands—that’s all that’s left on this haggard planet after the bazillionaires destroyed everything.

Get To Work

Steal everything! Break everything! Cause utter mayhem! I hate this place! Complete my objectives and I’ll come pick you up—whether you’re in one piece or not.

Get Your Little Green Ass Ready

Use whatever money you made to buy cool new gadgets and weapons for the next island… I guarantee it’ll be more difficult! Don’t blow your little brain out with those things, I’ve seen it happen.

Pat on the Head

I’ll give you points for every Crime you commit. And hey, if you’re better than your friends, I might give you some Merle Vouchers—good enough to buy some new… What do they call ’em? Cosmetics? That’s weird.