Michael Thorton: a CIA field agent who’s a sharp-shooter with a gun, a whiz with high-tech gear, and a “disarming”, “sharp” lover with the ladies. You’re clearly not as cool as this guy – aka the star of Obsidian’s Alpha Protocol, which has just recently gone gold. He’s even being chased by the United States government. Not even you could say you’ve got them after you.
He has a whole trailer dedicated to him. He’s already watched it, though, because he’s always two steps ahead of you.